Our Flag Means Death fanfiction generator
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction generator writes the gentleman pirate — a ship, a crew, and two men in middle age working themselves out.
OFMD is a rare thing: a romance between two adults old enough to have made all their mistakes already, on a small ship where the crew are openly invested in the outcome. SecretPen writes the crew's involvement, because the found family is half the reason this fandom exists.
Three ways to get a our flag means death story
| Story sites | General AI | SecretPen | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Written for you | Browse only | Sometimes | Always |
| Refuses this kink | — | Often | Never |
| Explicit, no fade | Varies | Rarely | Always |
| Nothing is published | Public archive | Logged | Private |
Three openings to steal
Click one and it lands in the desk, already typed. Change any word you like — it's a starting line, not a script.
The crew have a bet
There is a book being kept below decks and I have seen it, and the odds are humiliating, and the worst part is that they are correct about the timeline.
Open in the desk →
Fine things
He shows me something he owns and explains why it matters to him, at length, and I understand somewhere in the middle that nobody has ever listened to him do this before.
Open in the desk →
Forty-something
Neither of us is remotely equipped for this and both of us have had entire other lives, and we are standing on a deck at midnight negotiating like two people who have never done anything.
Open in the desk →
What makes Our Flag Means Death land
- They're middle-aged and know it. That's the charm, not a problem to fix.
- The crew are watching and rooting for it. Write them in.
- Tenderness is the register — this canon is gentle even when it's violent.
How far it goes
The Revenge and the Queen Anne's Revenge, the crew, the Republic of Pirates, the Royal Navy, and post-canon settings. Ships across Blackbonnet, Lucius and Pete, rare pairs and x-reader. Tropes including found family, mid-life second chances, hurt/comfort, forced proximity aboard ship, and the whole vocabulary of two people being extremely gentle with each other. Every character is an adult.
How it works
01
Say it in one line
One sentence is enough. Who's in the room, and what has already been decided between them.
02
Set the dial
Tone, heat, point of view, length. Or skip it — the defaults are tuned for people who'd rather just read.
03
Keep going
Chapter one arrives in seconds. Steer the next one, change your mind, or let it run.
Nobody else reads this.
SecretPen has no public feed, no community rankings, and no way for one reader to see another's stories. Whatever you write here stays in your account — that's the whole point of the name.
Start writing →Questions
- Should the crew be involved?
- Yes — ask for it. The crew's investment in the romance is one of the funniest and warmest things about this canon.
- Can it stay tender?
- Yes, and that's the register that suits it. Say "gentle" and SecretPen keeps it soft even when the story turns explicit.
- Is any of this public?
- No. SecretPen has no public feed, no community rankings and no sharing — there is no mechanism by which one reader can see another reader's stories. Everything you write stays in your account.
- How explicit does it get?
- As explicit as you ask for. There is no fade to black and no lecture. The only limits are the hard lines in our content guidelines: everyone is an adult, nobody real, nothing illegal.
- Do I have to pay to try it?
- No. You can write your first story free. Paid plans exist for people who write a lot of them.
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Every character SecretPen writes is a consenting adult. See our content guidelines for the lines that never move.